In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Fill In the Blank.” Which reads “Three people walk into a bar…….”

They are all recovering in hospital: their most serious injuries were to their pride. They are calling in Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne, solicitors of dubious repute, to prepare their case for compensation from the construction site managers. Elf and Safety have been informed but, as it is a Bank Holiday, are unlikely to give a shit.